Poll:How would you define God?

A.Magical fairy that lives in the sky and grants wishes


B.Your favorite mythical creature


C.That guy that created Pine-Sol


D.Other...?

Poll:How would you define God?
not a, he doesn't grant everyone's wishes!


not b, that's this lady boadicea from a book.


perhaps c, but that'd mean he'd have to roll around in the sheets with that lady that does the commercials, i think even God couldn't find that vagina.


yes d, the face on the moon who laughs at me whenever i do something idiotic (every 5 seconds).
Reply:A father and best friend. Someone who will be there for you through thick and thin. Will not hold your past over your head. Someone who will forgive you for your sins mistakes if you only ask. Someone to help you to know and understand things better. Someone you can call on 24/7 rain or shine when you just need someone to talk to or a shoulder to cry on.





He is also someone who can make your dreams come true if its his will and if you believe with no doubt.





James 1:6 But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. (YOU MUST BELIEVE WITH NO DOUBT)





Matthew 21:22


If you believe you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.





Did I miss anything?


I hope this helps





yes Jesus died for our sins so we can be forgiven and go to heaven, but you didn't ask about Jesus you asked about GOD that is why I didn't say this in the above.
Reply:The guy who created me, my dad. heh heh! Maybe it is my new guy, who knows? Want to see what he looks like? I will send you a picture of him later. No seriously it is Jason Stat ham.
Reply:a spirit who created everything
Reply:B! I once described God as a fictional character (it was an accident, put my foot in my mouth, but that's pretty much what I think)
Reply:D. Imortal
Reply:D. "Living he loved me, dying he saved me, buried he carried my sins far away."
Reply:Perhaps when you die one day you'll be able to ask him personally to define himself....Our answers would do you no justice.
Reply:I'll give it to 'ya, choice 'c' is pretty funny.





I think of God as a spiritual being that is responsible for life.
Reply:other
Reply:D. A supreme being who I love very much.
Reply:D. hes someone that i have a serious love/hate realtionship with
Reply:In a word, LOVE.
Reply:A.
Reply:d. other...............FAKE!!!!!
Reply:pure (:
Reply:god.....


something drunk people and those really bad pornos say when getting their "freak" on
Reply:D. my father. bring on the thumbs down!